Hike’s Dictionary: Umpire

December 2, 2014 § Leave a comment

Umpire – [uhm-pahyuh r] (noun) a supernatural creature, believed to be back from the deadthat sustains itself by sucking the blood of the living.

Hiram told me that he made this clementine into an umpire. See, it’s sharp teeth and scary face?




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